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PostSubject: FunTym...We All Need It!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:03 am

ok here i go..ppl wish me luck!..mah first aktull individual post so if itz shit ppl ignre it..lets start wiv fankin somya dat she allowd me to post this topic..

We had everyfink here n I jus thought maybe "FunTym" could jus add to it..Here Yu can post enii jkes, riddles, poems or eniifink in dat line! Feel free to kum n laff yur heads off. Im gna start wiv a few jkes n fings n yu lot do yur bit by addin to it..

We all have alot to do in our lives n evryfinks jus soo tirein n boaerin dat we need sum FunTym n hopefully yu kan gt all dat here..

We all knw dat Sardars are reallii funni so dah first jkes bwt sardars..
Sardar: Oye teri shaadi hogai?
Frend: Haan..
Sardar: Larki say?..
Frend: Abay larkay say bi hoti hai kia?..
Sardar: Haan na meri behan ki hoi thi..

Lol..gta anova one..

T.T to sardar in train: Ticket dikhao.
Sardar: Haan haan ye lo..
T.T: Ye to purani ticket hai..
Sardar: To train kya abhi showroom se nikali hai?..

Datz it for nw..ppl do comnt n share yur jkes..i did ave fun sharein mah jkes n im sure yu all will ave fun sharein yur jkes so do share n tke care..ill pop in agn to see how it goes..x
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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 2:24 pm

i think we'll hv fun here .........
nice one sam ....... Smile

well smthin from my side too ----

Ques : Whats d height of hope ??? ?

Ans : A student sitting in d xam hall , holding d ques paper nd saying to himself - Don't worry , d xam will b postponed ........

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:19 pm

i tld ye tis gnna work sam...buh nlii if ye try...

n u did try...n voila...it workx well.....bigtym fun!!!!

gr8 guin.....

keep it up ppl..

n HAVE FUN! ... Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:54 pm

now me........
i just got this sms


U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u _ _
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.



When love is your greatest weakness,
you will be the strongest person in the world.

Jokes


Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:38 pm

HEHEHEHEEE....shona d joke ws worth it.....lolz...

K...here we go...a few Knock Knock Jokes...

# Knock, knock
Who's there?
Adolf Adolf who?
Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.

# Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

# Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

# Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

# Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Easter.
Easter, who?
The Easter Bunny.

# Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna, who?
Anna nother Easter Bunny!

# Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

# Knock, knock
Who's There?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:48 pm

nice somi dee now me
What do you call a grizzly with no fur?
A bare bear!

What do you call shellfish?
Otter fodder!

What do you call a plate of worms?
A fish dish!

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Fri Nov 06, 2009 8:45 pm

LOL

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:32 pm

okay now tr to say!!!
she sell seashell on the seashore

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:14 pm

well i can say that moon ........... he he

one more of this kind -

Can u can a can as canners can a can ..

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:27 pm

Woah ppl..seemz lyk we need an update n need to start again..well ive bin buzii n kouldnt w8 to gt mah work out dah way so i kould kome bak n carry on postn n sharin mah jkez..i have alot to share ppl..so letz gt goin..ladies n girls dis onez 4yu lot..

HE: Can I buy you a drink?SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.HE: I'm >a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.SHE: I'm a plastic >surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a >date once? Or was it twice?SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same >mistake twice.HE: How did you getto be so beautiful?SHE: I must've been >given your share.HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?SHE: Sorry. I'm >having a headache this weekend.HE: Your face must turn a few headsSHE: And >your face must turn a few stomachs.HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.SHE: >Okay, get out.HE: I think I could make you very happySHE: Why? Are you >leaving?HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?SHE: Nothing. I >can't talk and laugh at the same time.HE: Can I have your name?SHE: Why? >Don't you already have one?HE: Shall we go see a movie?SHE: I've already >seen itHE: Where have you been all my life?SHE: Hiding from you.HE: Haven't >I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there >anymore.HE: Is this seat empty?SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit >down.HE: So, what do you do for a living?SHE: I'm a female impersonator. >HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?SHE: Do not enter.HE: If I could see you >naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If Isaw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.HE: >Where have you been all my life?SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - >in your wildest dreams.

Have Fun..tc..x
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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:32 pm

waoh sam ........
really nice ....

well now ma turn ........

u guys hv to ans this one -
Andhe ki biwi ko
behra utha ke le gaya
Aur gunge ne dekha
toh gunga andhe ko kaise bataega ??????



waitin for ur answers guyssssss ........

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:43 pm

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Woah ppl..seemz lyk we need an update n need to start again..well ive bin buzii n kouldnt w8 to gt mah work out dah way so i kould kome bak n carry on postn n sharin mah jkez..i have alot to share ppl..so letz gt goin..ladies n girls dis onez 4yu lot..

HE: Can I buy you a drink?SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.HE: I'm >a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.SHE: I'm a plastic >surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a >date once? Or was it twice?SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same >mistake twice.HE: How did you getto be so beautiful?SHE: I must've been >given your share.HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?SHE: Sorry. I'm >having a headache this weekend.HE: Your face must turn a few headsSHE: And >your face must turn a few stomachs.HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.SHE: >Okay, get out.HE: I think I could make you very happySHE: Why? Are you >leaving?HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?SHE: Nothing. I >can't talk and laugh at the same time.HE: Can I have your name?SHE: Why? >Don't you already have one?HE: Shall we go see a movie?SHE: I've already >seen itHE: Where have you been all my life?SHE: Hiding from you.HE: Haven't >I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there >anymore.HE: Is this seat empty?SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit >down.HE: So, what do you do for a living?SHE: I'm a female impersonator. >HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?SHE: Do not enter.HE: If I could see you >naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If Isaw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.HE: >Where have you been all my life?SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - >in your wildest dreams.

Have Fun..tc..x

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

smart gurl!!!.....

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:23 pm

fanx ppl..
Hahaha Tanu..sounds funnii buh no i stil havent clicked..
wat is it eniiways..well i tried n tried buh man i give ap...
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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:29 pm

lets ave sumfink abit different..
HOW TO FAIL EXAMS WITH DIGNITY AND HUMORE!..









hahahhaha..i found it really funni..i`ll be waitn hear frm yu lot..till den..tc..x
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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:46 pm

sam wrote:
fanx ppl..
Hahaha Tanu..sounds funnii buh no i stil havent clicked..
wat is it eniiways..well i tried n tried buh man i give ap...

well i don't know the ans either Very Happy

that's why i asked u ppl

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:29 am

hahahhahahaahaa..sounds fimilar buhh naa dnt ave a clue.. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:23 pm

well...i noe this one sam.....

http://webatlantis.org/2009/03/09/how-to-fail-exams-with-dignity-humor/

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:44 pm

Well well well..We've seemed to ave stopd again..well my excuse is dat dah snows really gtn to me..:L buh wats dah matta wiv yu all..kumon mann we gta gt goin..yu must ave sumfink to share.. eniihuuz..bin buzzii wiv dah snow..buh nw we gta gt bak on trackk..lets gt goin..Razz
I aktulli was really buzii puttin 2gevaa a snow album for yuu all soo yu kan enjoy dah snow aswell..buh for sum reason i knat gt dah pictures app..hmmm dw ill be tryin to put em ap..as soon as i gt mah way round it ill put em ap..till den..bye n tc..x
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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:01 pm

i swear man...it seems like dead...

buh dun worry i think we ll have sum rilly gud tym in the future....m planning sumfinn... Razz

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:06 pm

yh inni tell me bwt it..itz lyk whr is every1..god man..enniihuz yh Somya hopefullii it'll gt betta..im jus gna try n gt dah pics ap..Tanu tld me how to do it..x
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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:26 pm

Well lets start of wiv a Big Thankyouu to TANU..for helpin me gtn dah pics ap..As yu all knw dat for dah past two weekss we've bin flooded wiv snow so i tuk dah advantage of it n gather sum pics to share wiv yu lot..btw its hasnt snowed lyk dis in dah past 30yrs..itz a big record..eniihuzz hope yu lot will enjoy dah snow as much as we did dwn here.. Wink

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dats it for nw..enjoy yurselves..tc.xxx
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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:21 pm

these r really nice pics sam ..........

i wonder what ur situation had been .......

nd
ur welcome ..... Smile

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:28 pm

omg...AWESOMASTICALLY CRAZZILY COOOOOOOL LOL PIX......

luvd em....

fanx so much for sharin.....

i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvv snow...

mwaahhhzzzz.........

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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:00 am

Itz Okayy..I Fort We Were In Despert Need Of Emm Lol..Trust Me Tanuu It Was Horriblee..Yu Knw It Jus Gt To Dah Point Whr Yu Jus Gt Sikk Of It.. Dah Las Pics Opposit Mah House..We Were Literally Snowed In For Mre Dan A Week..Hehe Somya Trust Mee Enii1 Would Gt Sik Of Snow Afta All Dis N Start Hatin It.. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: FunTym...We All Need It!   Wed Jan 20, 2010 3:04 pm

here is something -

A 5 year boy asked his frnd -
What is FRNDSHIP ??
She replied - "FRNDSHIP is when u rob my CHOCOLATES everyday frm my bag nd i still keep it in d same place .. "

one more ....

Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi

Banta : Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai ??

Santa : Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, sunti hi nahi ..

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